tf2tags: the rpg | playthrough episode 3 - BY: Yonkerbonk
Fancy Spellbook
"disclaimer"
"This is an old series that I'm reviving, for context, see these:"
Fancy Spellbook
"1st set"
"http://tf2tags.com/view-164935"
Fancy Spellbook
"2nd set"
"http://tf2tags.com/view-166011"
Fancy Spellbook
"read them yet?"
"Please do, it's needed to understand. Alright, let's get right into it."
Effect: Flying Bits
The Ghost of Spies Checked Past
""
Effect: Galactic Codex
The Beep Boy
"tf2tags: the game"
"Loading... 80% [■■■■■■■■ ]"
Effect: Sulphurous
The Beep Boy
"tf2tags: the game"
"Finished! 100% [■■■■■■■■■]"
Effect: Phosphorous
The Ghost of Spies Checked Past
"save file: the anonymous ruins"
"Once a bustling haven of creativity, is now abandoned and null of life..."
Effect: Time Warp
Sniper Rifle
"the search catalyst is in sight"
"But it's smoking, you decide to travel towards it."
Effect: Flying Bits
The Red Socks
"you arrive at the scene"
"It appears that a band of shitposters has commandeered the device!"
Sniper Rifle
"the shitposters are hitting the device"
"One gets lucky and hits the keyboard"
Effect: Flying Bits
Sniper Rifle
"the search catalyst shudders to life"
"It swings towards your group, with glowing words imprinted in the air above it.."
Effect: Flying Bits
Sniper Rifle
""kurt cobain's microphone""
Effect: Flying Bits
A Brush with Death
"roy"
"Oh... that's not good... not good at-"
The Ghost of Spies Checked Past
"suddenly you're wrenched off your feet"
"The world goes into a spiral as you go farther away into an unknown area"
Effect: Green Black Hole
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
"you wake up in a pure beige room"
"It's a hallway that goes off endlessly"
A Brush with Death
"roy"
"Where are we...?"
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
"you"
"[1.] I don't know... 2. I don't care. 3. WHAT WHERE WHY WHO HOW"
A Brush with Death
"roy"
"This hallway looks like a museum... is that a..."
Shotgun
"Shotgun?..."
Shotgun
"you examine it"
"It says: "Kurt Cobain's Microphone". The hall is filled with millions of these.."
A Brush with Death
"roy"
"Oh god... are these... yes. These are all the Microphones in tf2tags..."
A Brush with Death
"roy"
"After the Tag Depression... people just started flooding the latest with these-"
Shotgun
"suddenly, all of the items begin shaking"
"The cases that hold the many microphones all break!"
Shotgun
"the shotguns begin coalescing"
"They puddle into what seems to be some... humanoid figure."
Shotgun
"it towers above you and roy"
"Shotguns falling every which way.."
Shotgun
"suddenly, it roars"
"It reminds you of a thousand shotguns shooting at once."
Shotgun
"you encounter the kurt cobomination!"
Shotgun
"the kurt cobomination"
"Level: -???? Shitpost Type Boss Tag HP: 1000"
Shotgun
"the kurt cobomination"
"By Dos law, this abomination should not even exist..."
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
"what will you do...?"
"1. Bash [2.] Special 3. Item 4. Run away"
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
"you used missbomb β!"
Effect: Flying Bits
A Brush with Death
"what will you do...?"
"[1.] Bash 2. Special 3. Item 4. Run away"
A Brush with Death
"roy bashed 5 times!"
Shotgun
"330 damage done in total!"
"HP: 670 The Kurt Cobomination used "Shotgun Blast!"
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
"you took 10 damage!"
"HP: 20/30 Most of the shotgun pellets were terribly aimed, but they graze you"
Shotgun
"the blast creates a huge recoil!"
"The Kurt Cobomination is blasted apart! It falls into a mesh for a while"
Shotgun
"the monster is vulnerable!"
"[+3 hits upon bash!]"
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
"what will you do...?"
"[1.] Bash 2. Special 3. Item 4. Run away"
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
"bashed 8 [+3 bash] times!"
A Brush with Death
"what will you do...?"
"[1.] Bash 2. Special 3. Item 4. Run away"
A Brush with Death
"bashed 6 [+3 bash] times!"
Shotgun
"400 damage! The abomination shudders..."
"HP: 270 The Kurt Cobomination reforms from the mesh of shotguns!"
Shotgun
"it lifts its arm and aims..."
"It's entire arm all goes off at once, sending bullets in a huge globe around it!"
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
"you sustain 19 damage!"
"HP: 1/30 You are incapacitated!"
A Brush with Death
"roy takes 15 damage!"
"HP: 20/35"
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
"you are incapacitated and cannot attack!"
A Brush with Death
"what will you do...?"
"[1.] Bash 2. Special 3. Item 4. Run away"
A Brush with Death
"roy bashes 5 times!"
Shotgun
"325 damage!"
"HP: 0"
Effect: Flying Bits
Shotgun
"the abomination shakes violently"
"Shotguns slough off of it like rain"
Effect: Flying Bits
Shotgun
"it attempts to aim the shot"
"Half of the shotguns malfunction, the others just blow off more shotguns..."
Effect: Flying Bits
Shotgun
"it flails around, clawing at the walls"
"It falls to the ground, and doesn't move."
Effect: Flying Bits
Shotgun
"it slowly dissolves into misses"
"And even those soon melted into stale, beige dust..."
Effect: Flying Bits
Shotgun
"victory!"
Effect: Community Sparkle
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
"200 crits gained!"
"Level up!"
Effect: Community Sparkle
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
"damage up!"
Effect: Community Sparkle
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
"defence up!"
Effect: Community Sparkle
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
"health up!"
"(30 -> 55)"
Effect: Community Sparkle
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
"new move upgrade!"
"Missbomb γ - An upgraded Missbomb, it scales damage based on health."
Effect: Community Sparkle
A Brush with Death
"roy gained 300 crits for the final blow!"
"Level up!"
Effect: Community Sparkle
A Brush with Death
"damage up!"
Effect: Community Sparkle
A Brush with Death
"defence up!"
Effect: Community Sparkle
A Brush with Death
"health up!"
"(35 -> 65)"
Effect: Community Sparkle
A Brush with Death
"new ability! crit stream β!"
"Crit Stream β - Crits you and your teammate to heal them for 1/4 of their HP"
Effect: Community Sparkle
The Kritzkrieg
"new item gained!"
"Malfunctioning Deathray - Increases Damage and Healing Done. Doesn't kill idiots"
Fancy Spellbook
"new item found!"
"Mysterious Book - It seems to be some sort of comprehensive info book..."
A Brush with Death
"roy"
"That was terrifying... I don't want to ever hold a shotgun again..."
A Brush with Death
"roy"
"You alright boyo? Ah, good... let's take a look at that book..."
Fancy Spellbook
"it says: tf2tags guide"
"You decide to peek at the first page"
Shotgun
"the entry says: kurt cobomination"
"You read..."
Shotgun
"the kurt cobomination"
"[Kurtis Cobainus] The Kurt Cobomination (Abbreviated "KB") is a shitpost tag."
Shotgun
"the kb is a huge tag made up of others"
"Specifically Kurt Cobain's Microphones. It is a humanoid figure"
Shotgun
"but locomotion is in a slug like fashion"
"It seems to have no legs, and travels in a pool of shotguns at all times"
Shotgun
"it attacks in a very hostile fashion"
"But power doesn't come without a price, its attacks are extremely self-harmful"
Shotgun
"it is like a hive mind, and can reform"
"But in those moments when it is disassembled, it is vulnerable to assault."
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
"you decided to close the book"
A Brush with Death
"roy"
"I never liked reading, but it might come in handy, come on, let's go back"
The Ghost of Spies Checked Past
"you click the "go back button"
"You feel yourself being wrenched from your feet once again..."
Effect: Green Black Hole
The Ghost of Spies Checked Past
"end of chapter 3!"
"Save?: [Yes] No"
Effect: Green Confetti
The Ghost of Spies Checked Past
"saving..."
Effect: Phosphorous
The Ghost of Spies Checked Past
"save file: the search catalyst"
"The main tf2tags transport, it can transport people and search for other tags."
Effect: Time Warp
The Beep Boy
"leave game?"
"[Yes] No"
Effect: Smoking
The Ghost of Spies Checked Past
"leaving..."
Effect: Galactic Codex
The Ghost of Spies Checked Past
""
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Relk_Cehi
This is good.
Ass Ketchup (RIP Llux)
this is awesome.
The Lazygineer
I enjoyed these sets. Nice to see them again.
DudeTheNinja
I like these sorts of sets. It feels like that feeling when a meme goes full circle. Which is an amazing feeling.
Yonkerbonk
That'll be explained in the couple of next episodes, but right now it's dystopian future style
the last airblaster
Are you going to introduce any taggers that haven't been banned in the story?
Until then.
I really like this, even if it is pretty short
Yonkerbonk
Sorry it's so short, this is just a test to see if you guys want this sort of thing, if you want to know what the details in anything about this is, please ask me, I have a very vivid imagination of this world I've made.
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