Before I put on the Wahsk. - BY: Walumancer the Wahfather
Plumber's Cap
"The site you are on stands as"
"a symbol of oppression."
Plumber's Cap
"TF2Tags."
Effect: Darkblaze
Plumber's Cap
"Where a few tens of men and like 1 chick"
"have languished under the name of this man."
Heavy's Hockey Hair
"Dr. Dos."
Effect: Community Sparkle
Plumber's Cap
"Held up to you, and over you,"
"as a shining example of justice and good."
Plumber's Cap
"But they supplied you a false idol."
"A straw man. To placate. To stop you tearing down this corrupt website."
Plumber's Cap
"and rebuilding it the way it should"
"have been rebuilt generations ago..."
Plumber's Cap
"Let me tell you the truth about Dr. Dos "
"In the words of TF2Tags's one moderator, Fancytag..."
Fancy Fedora
"The truth about Dr. Dos is simple"
"in only one regard - it has been hidden."
Fancy Fedora
"After his devastating injuries, Dos's"
"mind has recovered no better than his mutilated ad revenue."
Fancy Fedora
"He was a broken, dangerous man, not the"
"crusader for justice that I, Fancytag, have portrayed him to be for the last"
Fancy Fedora
"year and a half. Dos's rage was"
"indiscriminate. Psychopathic. He held my family at gunpoint, then fell to his"
Fancy Fedora
"death in the struggle over my son's life"
"the shitstorms did not murder Dr. Dos. They saved my boy. Then took the blame..."
Fancy Fedora
"for Dos's appalling crimes, so that I"
"could, to my shame, build a lie around this fallen idol. "
Fancy Fedora
"I praised the madman who tried to"
"murder my own child, Mini Fedora. The things we did in Dos's name brought..."
Fancy Fedora
"desperately needed security to our posts"
"But I can no longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the people of TF2Tags"
Fancy Fedora
"with the truth, and it is time for me to"
"resign."
Plumber's Cap
"Do you accept this man's resignation? "
Effect: Darkblaze
Plumber's Cap
"Do you accept the resignation of all the"
"liars?! All the corrupt?!"
Effect: Darkblaze
Plumber's Cap
"We take TF2Tags from the corrupt."
"The rich. The oppressors of generations who've kept you down with the myth of"
Plumber's Cap
"Hale's own. And we give it back to you,"
"the Taggers. TF2Tags is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please..."
Plumber's Cap
"But start by storming the site and"
"freeing the oppressed. Step forward, those who would serve..."
Effect: Darkblaze
Plumber's Cap
"For an army will be raised..."
"The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests..."
Effect: Darkblaze
Plumber's Cap
"and cast into the cold world the rest"
"of us have known and endured..."
Effect: Darkblaze
Plumber's Cap
"Courts will be convened..."
"The crits will be enjoyed...Assholes's posts will be missed."
Effect: Darkblaze
Plumber's Cap
"The cool-headed mediators will survive."
"Until they are ready to serve TRUE mediation!"
Plumber's Cap
"This cancerous website will endure..."
"TF2Tags will survive."
Plumber's Cap
"Until January, anyway."
Effect: Darkblaze
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